Hey in light of recent Tumblr events, please remember that a *coffin* widens around the shoulder area and then narrows toward the feet, and a *casket* remains one width the entire time. *Vampires* sleep in *coffins* please do well to remember this in case you have guests.
That is correct. He is the pinnacle of extra and badass. I have this preoccupation of the duality between his decadent rococo languishing & thinking about him also being a blacksmith. Continuing to be a blacksmith despite the marginal increase in flammability of vampirism is big dick energy.
The reality is im sure obsidian has been working on their new game for a long while and had absolutely no idea fo76 was even going to launch and definitely had no idea the launch wouldve been such a horrible experience for a big portion of bethesdas customers
But the absolute comedic timing of everything that happened in the timeline of bethesda and fo76: beta deleted self, no refund policy, bag fiasco, releasing info of customers…
Then obsidian just like. Shows up with a new scifi rpg ip thats themed anti-capitalism and retro…ish, right after all that. Like im sure it was absolutely unintentional, they had no idea fo76 was going to bomb, it just, did that. The trailer might not even have had “from the creators of the original fallout/fnv” in it since some obsidian writers have been specifically trying to break away from it but like i just imagine last night somone probably told the video editor after seeing the flank like “hey joe…i have a petty thing i need done…”
honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out
so how- wait for it, wait for it- how do you measure a snake?
in inches! because- hang on- because SNAKES DON’T HAVE ANY FEET!!!
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get it??
meet the Green Vine Snake, a reptilian wiseguy found commonly throughout much of Asia that looks like it just thought of a really corny joke and it wants to share.
eh-he-hee, no feet… that was a good one
reaching lengths of about five feet, the Green Vine Snake lives primarily in the trees, hence its name. it feeds mostly on frogs and lizards, presumably after it has joked them to death
HEY HEY GUYS what river do snakes love best?? the HISSISSIPPI!!!
the snake is only moderately venomous, but has a disturbing habit of going right for the eyes if grabbed. so maybe don’t do that.
I have no EYE-DEA how you could think such a thing of me! these jokes keep getting cornea and cornea!
so the next time you’re walking though mainland Asia and a green noodle slithers out of a tree, tells you the worst joke in the world and then tries to bite your eyes out, you’ll know who the culprit is.
i want this lovely lime shoestring to sneak into my home and strangle me
This is the home feed and the management system. It operates JUST LIKE the Tumblr dash.
You can see who you’re following and such. Personally, I like the added mutuals button.
A massive filter and Black List button.
No excuse why you can’t filter shit you don’t like. It’s pretty easy to use and part of the program from the get go.
Search button is with your other things on the user board thing. You can search shit up via hashtags.
Communities are basically places you can find people to talk to and such. Until I find an 18+ one though, I’m not signing up for one. Fortunately you still get content from the people you follow, so you don’t even HAVE to be part of a community if you don’t want to. I think this tool is what’s good for people like @dinodaddy@itsallprimal@thetriskeliondiaries@instructor144@sccwriting@itsshinycollectordestinyworld and their D/s stuff.
Making posts is standard.
However, you can decide who views it, and if it can be commented upon. It’s pretty cool!
You also get the post to be searched via tags as shown above.
Look, it’s my blog!
Customization options so far.
And those are the features for Pillowfort. I personally enjoy them. There will probably be more once it gets bigger, and they leave the io thing. SO far it’s functional, but the increase in traffic makes it a little slow.
What do ya’ll think?
I really like how it looks ❤ and they’re planning on changing their domain to allow nsfw ❤ exciting
This is a Blog 2.0 