seagulls are slandered on this website. slandered. i see you, with your “seagulls commit evil”, you fools, you nuanceless fools
have you ever lived with a seagull
have you only ever seen them from afar, stealing a sandwich from an unsuspecting mouth?
would you – you, you human, you bipedal featherless roomba – not steal a glorious reuben sandwich from the mouth – nay, the very teeth – of a giant?
i have lived with seagulls. i have been among them. i have been allowed their secrets. i have seen their very souls.
seagulls are not evil. no seagull has intentionally comitted evil
no evil creature has made a habit of swallowing half a crusty baguette whole and then strutting around with the baguette clearly visible in its once fine and delicate neck
seagulls are hubristic. seagulls are reckless, daring, occassionally canny dumbasses. seagulls face god and walk backwards into hell
it makes me really upset that, even if i were to physically see all 10,000+ species of bird, i could never remember all of them or information about them. i have LOVE for all of these birds but not BRAIN for all of these birds and thats the biggest flaw of my body
Meet mystery bird, my #DnD #kenku
mystic. Her name is silence, as in, no sound. Nobody knows whether she
does have one she considers her own or not. Thus I shall just call her
Ellipsis. She’s pretty quiet, but don’t let that fool you, she just
screams at you in telepathy instead.
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