Tag: get rekt

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: A cleric is disguised as a beggar while keeping an eye on a property that others in the party are sneaking into. Some city guards come across her.

Guards: “What do you think you’re doing?”

Cleric: “Alms! Alms! For a miserable woman!”

The guards pick her up and throw her down the street. “Piss off back to the city”

Cleric uses Thaumaturgy to make her voice boom, screams at the top of her lungs like a banshee and runs at them.

The guards leg it.

silkarth:

unskinny:

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

cloama:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

charlotebronte:

fromrushhourwithlove:

charlotebronte:

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.

dude shut the fuck up lol

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops

try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.

How to get rid of an home owners association (HOA)

brieflyshadywolf:

araxoolie:

prorevenge:

A good friend of mine has about 4 years ago inherited the house of his grandparents. He decided to live there for the time being till he has decided what to do with the house. He grew up in it, so he did not really want to sell it.

Not even a week after he moved in, he got a visit from a neighborhood committee. They said they are the 3 board members of the HOA , and are here so he can sign his membership papers. They where extremely nosy and rude, for example one tried to get into the garage without so much as asking. When he stopped him and asked him where he wanted to go, he had the audacity to say:“I need to check your garage, if everything there is in order. I have a right to do this biweekly, and denying me access is a an offense that will cost a fine.”

Keep reading

This is beautiful and HOAs are evil

dear god that is amazing. It’s long but i highly recommend you read it