Listen.

thatpettyblackgirl:

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing – and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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Revenge on my cheating fiance was bad, but the karma was brutal.

prorevenge:

This story is really long. TL:DR at the end.
This happened to me about 1999/2000, when I was 19-20 years old. My friend told me that this was the juiciest revenge/karma he’s ever heard of, and that I should post it here.If you’ve ever been cheated on by someone you love, this is for you. Sorry in advance for the wall of text, but, this is the emotionally eviscerating kind of revenge and karma, and for that reason I felt the details were important.TL;DR at the end.I was single, after ~5yrs with my then-boyfriend, and because of that, had finally mustered the courage to tell my Jr High School crush, let’s call him DN (douchenozzle), about the candle I’d been holding for him for the past 7 years, ever since the first time we met.

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introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:

bogleech:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! 😉 <3<3<3