i am sorry but playing as (young) Kain isn’t even half as much fun as with Raziel, with the reasons being:
1. a depressing lack of cool box dragging animations
2. i mean you can’t even drag them sideways AND you’re not even using your muscles? you’re literally using telekinesis for this what is your issue old man?
3. can’t keep his footing on a slightly elevating slope of a rooftop and slides off like a lil bitch
things that are still p cool about (young) Kain
1. funny old man noises while climbing ledges.
2. booting criminals when they’re down, awyiss
3. leather strappy? nice nice nice nice
4. hard to be taken seriously, in an unintentionally funny way
i mean look at him
guess this turned out a more positive post about (young) Kain so i might as well go along with it
5. “mwahahahahaha >:3″ – him every time he finds victims to sippy from
6. he loves blood. so fucking much. he needs his snacks so much this is so funny.