tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile
i dont care about anything until they put zephon in smash
Zephon would get knocked into a wall and won’t come down. No matter how many times you try to take him out, he won’t let go. He’d mock everyone too, from that same wall.
“Savages, all of you! Except you, Bayonetta – you’re good.”
Hey in light of recent Tumblr events, please remember that a *coffin* widens around the shoulder area and then narrows toward the feet, and a *casket* remains one width the entire time. *Vampires* sleep in *coffins* please do well to remember this in case you have guests.
That is correct. He is the pinnacle of extra and badass. I have this preoccupation of the duality between his decadent rococo languishing & thinking about him also being a blacksmith. Continuing to be a blacksmith despite the marginal increase in flammability of vampirism is big dick energy.