You better watch out you better watch oUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OU-

This will never not be funny

oh-niichan:

jaclcfrost:

i want

to have really short hair

i also want

to grow my hair out as long as i possibly can

conclusion

?????

this is how kain looked before his hair got properly grown out. you can’t argue with the facts

fatcats4life:

Do vampires sneeze? because that would be really annoying if they do right? like your just chillin and suddenly you’re trying to hold it in because Not Again and aaaaa-chooo and you’re looking around like aw shit and then you here it. ‘bless you’ and you’re fucking burning and you were just trying to have a good time and now your fucking dying

dongtopus:

lynnora-v:

This I know will take after Halloween so I’ll toss the sketch out for all y’all lovelies!

Remember: Everyday is Halloween in Nosgoth – and we got Nosgoth in all of our beating hearts when we keep the legacy alive.

Be good out there! :>

it was never even about raising the sarafan

They would probably be weak to milk, milk has quite a bit of water in it, doesn’t it? Idk the exact amount though… plus we could probably just say it does because the image of a human defending themselves with milk is amusing

kainissoable:

In Nosgoth, being a milkmaid not only protects you against smallpox, but also against vampire attacks.

Just imagine a vamp jumping out on someone and getting a milk pail tipped over their head. What an ignominious way to go.

abrakophile-fanart:

abrakophile-fanart:

“You make me wish I were an only child.”