maverick-ornithography:

birdghost:

chickenkeeping:

birds are so weird. what is this thing. what is he doing. please I want to swim in that pool

@maverick-ornithography help

oh, ew, i hoped to never see one of those outside of a field report

Garmentless Blue Herons are often discovered in areas where few clothes are worn, but are notable for their staunch refusal to wear anything at all regardless of local requirements. For many years it was hypothesized they were simply a nudist offshoot of the GBHE Complex, but their complete absence of presence at designated ‘au naturel’ preserves indicates a darker purpose to their in-the-buff breasted nature. Fortunately for us all they are covered in feathers so the impact of their behaviour is blunted, but their intent is still clear.

gods i wish you had encountered a Genial or even a Goading Blue Heron but unfortunately no @chickenkeeping you got a pervert bird lurking by your pool